Jim Spanfeller is a Herb

"zipfuel" (zipfuel) 11/15/2020 at 23:59 • Filed to: get bent spamfucker, Oppositelock forever, last ever use of kinja skillz

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Herb is the word

Look at this herb.

Herb doing herb-like face.

Herb shirt... herb jacket... herb hair flip

That tragic moment when... you realize you’re a herb

In this pic he’s probably saying “The thing about the future of digital media is, I’m a huge herb.”

Earnest post: I think it’s nice to see herbs supporting one another in public.

This tie... this hair... the herbiness... I am going to die..

“IAB” stands for “I Am B’herb.”

Damn I can’t believe they just went and called him that in the caption... I agree with the sentiment though

Jim Spanfellherb. Thanks

Amstel Lite... official beer of herbs

Berang > zipfuel 11/16/2020 at 00:04

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fuck jimny Spamfeller (who looks like a knock off Father Ted)

Stef Schrader > zipfuel 11/16/2020 at 01:23

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While I do tout the absolute correctness of Emma Carmichael’s seminal research on herbs, I do feel as if Herbie (the Beetle) was robbed on this list: https://www.jimspanfellerisaherb.com/herbsranked

Also, ginger? Barely above getting hit by a bus, which is miles above Jim Spanfeller. Dill is overrated here, too. Too much of it and it’s just...nah. 

zipfuel > Stef Schrader 11/16/2020 at 09:45

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I also defer to Emma’s expertise (dammit forgot to cite her, I’m gonna lose my kinja posting privileges now for sure). But to me ginger is a root and I agree dill gets way too much exposure.